About Us

About Us

Welcome to Underwhelming Threads—where sarcasm, dark humor, and a touch of existential dread meet wearable self-expression.

What started as a small Etsy shop with a few quirky designs has grown into a full-blown brand, fueled by the simple idea that clothing should be just as ridiculous, honest, and unapologetic as we are. From "Pretty but Sad" to "Not Not Anxious" our designs speak to your inner monologue—whether it’s slightly anxious, delightfully cynical, or just here for the snacks.

Our products are made-to-order, meaning we don’t mass-produce or contribute to unnecessary waste. It takes a little longer, but we like to think of it as fashionably late sustainability.

We believe in:
✔ Dark humor as a coping mechanism
✔ Broadcasting your inner chaos on a hoodie
✔ Supporting human rights, because duh

So whether you’re here for the political sass, the awkward existential crisis, or just a really solid sweatshirt—welcome. We’re glad you found us.

P.S. If you don’t see a design that perfectly captures your mood, don’t worry—we’re always coming up with new ways to make life’s absurdity a little more wearable. Got a custom idea? We love learning about the weirdly specific things people are passionate about, so feel free to reach out—we might just make it happen!

💌 Follow us on IG: @underwhelmingthreads for the latest designs, memes, and occasional existential ramblings. Keep your expectations low, as we are as bad at creating social media content as we are at life.