Halloween, but make it anxious.
For when the existential dread needs a costume.
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Widow’s Bay “Are You Mad at Something I Said?” Notepad Sticker
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Widow’s Bay “Definitely Not Cursed” Lighthouse Pin
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Widow’s Bay “You Had Your Qualms” Pin Button
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Hocus Pocus I Cannot Focus Halloween Sweatshirt
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Greetings From Widow’s Bay Vintage Sweatshirt
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Greetings From Widow’s Bay Comfort Colors Unisex Tee
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Greetings From Widow’s Bay Women’s Boxy Tee
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Haunted but Cute Unisex T-Shirt
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Christmas & Holiday
Funny Christmas gifts, ornaments, apparel, cards, and other festive nonsense from Underwhelming...
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Stickers, magnets, ornaments, totes, mugs, and other small things with big feelings.
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Stickers & Magnets
Sarcasm, strong opinions, and existential dread — now with adhesive or magnetic...
Proof of Existence
About Us
Sarcasm, dark humor, and existential dread—now available in wearable form.
For the overthinkers, underwhelmed, anxious, outspoken, and anyone who appreciates a very specific kind of stupid.







