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Wear your inner dialogue...

Welcome to Underwhelming Threads—where sarcasm, dark humor, and existential dread meet wearable self-expression.

We believe in:
✔ Dark humor as a coping mechanism
✔ Broadcasting your inner chaos on a hoodie
✔ Supporting human rights, because duh

So whether you’re here for the political sass, the awkward existential crisis, or just a really solid sweatshirt—welcome. We’re glad you found us.

  • Turned out great and I'll proudly wear it often!

    - Trisha

  • I bought this for a friend and she loves it. And the color is very pretty!

    - Gina

  • Arrived quickly and is amazing. Very happy and will order other items.

    - Mark