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Wear your inner dialogue...

Welcome to Underwhelming Threads—where sarcasm, dark humor, and existential dread meet wearable self-expression.

We believe in:
✔ Dark humor as a coping mechanism
✔ Broadcasting your inner chaos on a hoodie
✔ Supporting human rights, because duh

So whether you’re here for the political sass, the awkward existential crisis, or just a really solid sweatshirt—welcome. We’re glad you found us.

  • ★★★★★


    Turned out great and I'll proudly wear it often!

    - Trisha

  • ★★★★★

    Second order of my magnet due to the first being stolen. Freedom of speech people! I guess the truth hurts lol

    -Wendy

  • ★★★★★


    Arrived quickly and is amazing. Very happy and will order other items.
    - Mark

  • ★★★★★

    Fine item that would recommend to others.

    – Nicole • 09/22/2025

  • ★★★★★

    Love the T-shirt. Great quality fabric. SUPER fast shopping. Thank you!!!
    – Sharon • 09/20/2025

  • ★★★★★

    Great item. Magnet is strong, colors are bright. Perfect for my car”
    – Val • 09/09/2025

  • ★★★★★

    Fabulous top!
    Can't wait to wear it out'
    – marymbaker • 08/26/2025

  • ★★★★★

    This seller was super easy to work with and did a GREAT job customizing a design for me, and finding a T-shirt style that I liked better than what was offered. It came out so cool. I can hardly wait to wear it!
    -tinker883

  • ★★★★★

    I can't stop buying these shirts!!
    – smcs1222 • 07/04/2025

  • ★★★★★

    Love this bag and so does everyone else
    – Jackie • 06/23/2025

  • ★★★★★

    Amazing service! Love the mugs I ordered! Excellent customer service as well! Owner responded quickly when I had a question about tracking information.
    - Lela

  • ★★★★★

    Eli loves his new bandana. Now he can be part of the resistance, too.
    -Karen

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