Poinsettias & Panic Attacks Funny Christmas Ornament

oinsettias & Panic Attacks. ’Tis the season.

For anyone whose holiday spirit comes with twinkle lights, festive flowers, and a completely unreasonable amount of anxiety.

This funny Christmas ornament pairs classic poinsettias with a little seasonal existential dread. The vintage-inspired floral design makes it look perfectly at home among traditional Christmas decorations—until you actually read it.

Made from durable ceramic with a vibrant glossy finish, the design is printed on both sides so it looks great from any direction on the tree. Each ornament comes ready to hang with an elegant gold string.

Product Details

• 100% durable ceramic
• Vibrant, glossy finish
• Double-sided printing — same design on both sides
• Elegant gold hanging string included
• Available individually or in sets of 3 or 5
• Made to order

Care Instructions

Gently wipe away dust with a soft, dry cloth.

Perfect for funny Christmas gifts, stocking stuffers, white elephant exchanges, coworker gifts, anxiety-humor lovers, or anyone doing their best to remain festive while internally screaming.

Poinsettias. Panic attacks. ’Tis the season.