Ever Present Existential Dread Christmas Ornament

Ever present existential dread. But make it festive.

For when the holidays are merry, bright, and accompanied by the persistent awareness of your own existence.

This ceramic Christmas ornament pairs understated existential humor with a classic holiday wreath design for a decoration that's festive enough for the tree and bleak enough for the rest of the year.

Product Details
• 100% durable ceramic
• Vibrant glossy finish
• Double-sided printing — same design on both sides
• Elegant gold hanging string included
• Available individually or in sets of 3 or 5
• Made to order

Available Sets
• 1 ornament
• Set of 3
• Set of 5

Care: Gently wipe clean with a soft, dry cloth.

Perfect for dark-humor lovers, anxious friends, white elephant gifts, or anyone whose existential dread refuses to take the holidays off.