{"product_id":"ever-present-existential-dread-christmas-ornament","title":"Ever Present Existential Dread Christmas Ornament","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\" dir=\"auto\" data-start=\"82\" data-end=\"138\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"82\" data-end=\"138\"\u003eEver present existential dread. But make it festive.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" data-start=\"140\" data-end=\"247\"\u003eFor when the holidays are merry, bright, and accompanied by the persistent awareness of your own existence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" data-start=\"249\" data-end=\"448\"\u003eThis ceramic Christmas ornament pairs understated existential humor with a classic holiday wreath design for a decoration that's festive enough for the tree and bleak enough for the rest of the year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" data-start=\"450\" data-end=\"683\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"450\" data-end=\"469\"\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"469\" data-end=\"472\"\u003e• 100% durable ceramic\u003cbr data-start=\"494\" data-end=\"497\"\u003e• Vibrant glossy finish\u003cbr data-start=\"520\" data-end=\"523\"\u003e• Double-sided printing — same design on both sides\u003cbr data-start=\"574\" data-end=\"577\"\u003e• Elegant gold hanging string included\u003cbr data-start=\"615\" data-end=\"618\"\u003e• Available individually or in sets of 3 or 5\u003cbr data-start=\"663\" data-end=\"666\"\u003e• Made to order\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" data-start=\"685\" data-end=\"746\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"685\" data-end=\"703\"\u003eAvailable Sets\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"703\" data-end=\"706\"\u003e• 1 ornament\u003cbr data-start=\"718\" data-end=\"721\"\u003e• Set of 3\u003cbr data-start=\"731\" data-end=\"734\"\u003e• Set of 5\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" data-start=\"748\" data-end=\"799\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"748\" data-end=\"757\"\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Gently wipe clean with a soft, dry cloth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" data-start=\"801\" data-end=\"938\"\u003ePerfect for dark-humor lovers, anxious friends, white elephant gifts, or anyone whose existential dread refuses to take the holidays off.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Circle \/ 1 pc \/ One size","offer_id":47539688800428,"sku":"10426990062309653266","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Circle \/ 3 pcs \/ One size","offer_id":47539688833196,"sku":"17103478528385302431","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Circle \/ 5 pcs \/ One size","offer_id":47539688865964,"sku":"33354547152600256491","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0672\/6228\/3948\/files\/18446619712011121037_2048.jpg?v=1790587928","url":"https:\/\/underwhelmingthreads.com\/products\/ever-present-existential-dread-christmas-ornament","provider":"Underwhelming Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}