{"product_id":"poinsettias-panic-attacks-christmas-ornament","title":"Poinsettias \u0026 Panic Attacks Funny Christmas Ornament","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\" dir=\"auto\" data-start=\"272\" data-end=\"321\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"272\" data-end=\"321\"\u003eoinsettias \u0026amp; Panic Attacks. ’Tis the season.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" data-start=\"323\" data-end=\"447\"\u003eFor anyone whose holiday spirit comes with twinkle lights, festive flowers, and a completely unreasonable amount of anxiety.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" data-start=\"449\" data-end=\"681\"\u003eThis funny Christmas ornament pairs classic poinsettias with a little seasonal existential dread. The vintage-inspired floral design makes it look perfectly at home among traditional Christmas decorations—until you actually read it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" data-start=\"683\" data-end=\"891\"\u003eMade from durable ceramic with a vibrant glossy finish, the design is \u003cstrong data-start=\"753\" data-end=\"778\"\u003eprinted on both sides\u003c\/strong\u003e so it looks great from any direction on the tree. Each ornament comes ready to hang with an elegant gold string.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" data-start=\"893\" data-end=\"912\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"893\" data-end=\"912\"\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" data-start=\"914\" data-end=\"1128\"\u003e• 100% durable ceramic\u003cbr data-start=\"936\" data-end=\"939\"\u003e• Vibrant, glossy finish\u003cbr data-start=\"963\" data-end=\"966\"\u003e• Double-sided printing — same design on both sides\u003cbr data-start=\"1017\" data-end=\"1020\"\u003e• Elegant gold hanging string included\u003cbr data-start=\"1058\" data-end=\"1061\"\u003e• Available individually or in sets of \u003cstrong data-start=\"1100\" data-end=\"1110\"\u003e3 or 5\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1110\" data-end=\"1113\"\u003e• Made to order\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" data-start=\"1130\" data-end=\"1151\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1130\" data-end=\"1151\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" data-start=\"1153\" data-end=\"1198\"\u003eGently wipe away dust with a soft, dry cloth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" data-start=\"1200\" data-end=\"1390\"\u003ePerfect for funny Christmas gifts, stocking stuffers, white elephant exchanges, coworker gifts, anxiety-humor lovers, or anyone doing their best to remain festive while internally screaming.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" data-start=\"1392\" data-end=\"1440\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1392\" data-end=\"1440\"\u003ePoinsettias. Panic attacks. ’Tis the season.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Circle \/ 1 pc \/ One size","offer_id":47275600609452,"sku":"23381220591006992933","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Circle \/ 3 pcs \/ One size","offer_id":47275600642220,"sku":"87756481178999566139","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Circle \/ 5 pcs \/ One size","offer_id":47275600674988,"sku":"24081229019319353455","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0672\/6228\/3948\/files\/14839238024733033474_2048.jpg?v=1790265419","url":"https:\/\/underwhelmingthreads.com\/de\/products\/poinsettias-panic-attacks-christmas-ornament","provider":"Underwhelming Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}